GUIDE TO PERFORMANCE APPRAISALS GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS = Able to bullshit GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS = Spends a lot of time on the phone AVERAGE EMPLOYEE = Not too bright EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED = Made no major blunders yet WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY = Too ugly to get a date ACTIVE SOCIALLY = Drinks a lot FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY = Spouse drinks, too INDEPENDENT WORKER = Nobody knows what he/she does QUICK THINKING = Offers plausible excuses CAREFUL THINKER = Wont make a decision AGGRESSIVE = Obnoxious USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS = Gets someone else to do it ARTICULATE = Speaks English METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL = A nit picker HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES = Is tall or has a loud voice EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT = Lucky KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR = Knows a lot of dirty jokes CAREER MINDED = Back Stabber LOYAL = Cant get a job anywhere else
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:36:58 +0000
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