Gammat and his bra were out on a all night jol in Long street. Being in the wee early hours of the morning and no busses running – the two were forced to take a rustige walk home to Mitchells Plain. After a moerse lot of walking they eventually passed the bus depot. Gamat, being the brains of the outfit – tuned his bra to jump over the fence and steal one of the buses so they can cruze home, while he watches out for the cops. So the bra agrees and jumps over the fence. After a few minutes Gamat hears the loud sound a bus starting up, moving around a bit and switching off. A minute later – on goes another bus, drives around and off again. This continues for a good few minutes … Eventually Gamat rekons “fok dit – this bra is mos taking me for a blerrie fool” and he decides to continue walking home. As he starts walking he hears a moerse crash. His bra stops next to him with the bus and tunes him jump in. Gamat asks him, pissed off like all hell, “WAAAAT DE FOK HET DJY GEDOEN DAAR?” To which he replies, “JINNE MY BROE, WIET JY HOEVEEL FOKKEN BUSSE EK MOES UIT DIE FOKKEN WAY TREK OM BY DIE MITCHELLS PLAIN BUS TE KOM!”
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 14:56:19 +0000
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