Gardner Dozois Today is Hug Your Cat Day, one of several well have during the year, as the highly-effective cat lobbying group swings into action. On the other hand, its also Lumpy Rug Day, and theres only one of those; apparently, Lumpy Rugs dont have as good a lobbying group as the cats do. You see far fewer photos of Lumpy Rugs on the internet, too. Its also Beer Pong Day, which goes well with it also being Kentucky Derby Day, as that means you can sit inside all day and watch the Kentucky Derby while you drain your Beer Pong. With all that beer being consumed, its probably not a surprise that its also National Two Different Colored Shoes Day; in fact, itll be amazing if you can tie your shoes at all, let alone worry about what color they are. If you dont like horse racing, you can instead celebrate National Scrapbooking Day, which it also is, although if you want to be able to cut in a straight line without stabbing yourself with your scissors, perhaps you should ease back on the Beer Pong. Probably safer to celebrate Public Radio Day, which it also is. If you get tired of being inside and you can still walk, or at least crawl, you can go outside and sit in a garden for a meditative experience (otherwise known as nodding out), because today is also Garden Meditation Day. While youre out there, perhaps youll have a paranormal experience, because today is also Paranormal Day. Draining a whole Beer Pong first will help with having paranormal experiences, or at least beer-soaked dreams that youll mistake for paranormal experiences. When the beer begins to wear off, and you get hungry, you can celebrate National Raspberry Tart Day, which it also is. You can also ladle some chocolate custard over your raspberry tart, since its also National Chocolate Custard Day.
Posted on: Sun, 04 May 2014 04:08:48 +0000
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