Garry Purkiss My Share of Jokes; • His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on. • Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out. • Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident. • Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he’s a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting. • Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks. • New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious. Never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.” • Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark. • Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill. Otherwise, the Oscar goes to……………………Jail !! • New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints! • She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs. • I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released… Bam! President of South Africa. That’s how it works over there, right? • When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson? • First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes ” Just Don’t Do It.” • Hollywood are doing his life story; it’s now going to be called Blade Gunner. • If found guilty he’s gonna have to take it on the shin. • And finally, anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 15:50:42 +0000
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