Gary DellAbate,producer of the Howard Stern Show,sang this years ago: Whats the matter with the teeth Im wearing its my mouth and theyre way too wide maybe I should get another job but for anything Im unqualified my teeth make me look a lot like Bugs Bunny I screw up everything and theyre still paying me money everybody says Im pretty damn useless Why does Howard hang on to me? Whats the matter with the choppers I got? they stretch out about half a mile maybe if I didnt eat like a pig,my breath wouldnt be so vile. sometimes Howard really drives me mental I wish the only problems I had were dental hot breath,cold breath,its anybodys guess Why does Howard hang on to me? weekday mornings from 6 to 10 I have myself my own routine I go out to order all this free stuff,eat chocolate and read magazines Im proud to be a part of the team I got some fame from the television show Im above doing menial crap maybe I should help Jackie and Fred but instead Ill just take a nap nobody listens to me when Im speaking Is it cause Im dumb or my breath is reeking Im smelly,Im hairy,my God,its so scary Why does Howard hang on to me? Whats the matter with my big green choppers? I dont know how to use a toothbrush maybe I should be a valuable employee just dont wanna work hard so much my teeth make me look a lot like Bugs Bunny I screw up everything and theyre still paying me money everybody says that Im pretty damn useless Why does Howard hang on to me?
Posted on: Wed, 19 Feb 2014 03:36:36 +0000
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