Genesis Day One In the LATE AFTERNOON God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without POOPINESS, and void; and A STALE DOUGHNUT was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be A PROUD TURKEY: and there was A POP TART. And God saw the light, that it was HORNY: and God divided the CREAM FILLING from the BIRD SHIT. And God called the BANANA MOOSE KNUCKLE, and the LINCOLN MONUMNET he called CAM-TOE. And the evening and the morning were the first day. And God said, Let there be a STIFF WIENER in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters. And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was MOIST.
Posted on: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 11:57:00 +0000
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