Gentlemen, please avert your eyes a moment. LADIES! Girls, - TopicsExpress



          

Gentlemen, please avert your eyes a moment. LADIES! Girls, women, fellow sitzpinklers! We need to talk. I understand that public restrooms are not always pleasant places. And I understand that some of you believe your asses to be too precious to touch something as dirty as a toilet seat. Fine, whatever. Ill tease you for being a germophobic ninny some other time. That said, if you are one of those who prefers to hover rather than cover, do the rest of us a favor and LIFT THE STINKING SEAT!!! You dont want to use it, ok, fine. But dont be so rude and unhygienic as to piss all over the seat. And before you ask, YES you have to put it back down when youre done.
Posted on: Mon, 20 Oct 2014 18:00:43 +0000

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