George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and went to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what phone was for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When finished, the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, So Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When finished, the Devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check. Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished, the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00. Putin hears this, he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply. The devil smiles and replies, “Since Obama became president of the US, the country has gone to hell, so now it’s a local call.”
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 04:20:33 +0000
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