George Mpombos girlfriend phone rings Gm : Mary, your cellular gadget has intercepted some electromagneticwaves and is currently summoning your attention Mary: What ? Gm :your phone is ringing Mary : iam in the shower sweety,please answer it for me GM:hello…. CALLER: Ndandeko na Mary(BEMBA). GM: your lingual is foreign to my cochlea. Please utter alphabets in a universal manner so that I can derive sense from this dialogue CALLER: where is Mary ? Gm: Mary is currently interacting with a hot shower in my master bedroom that is located at the attic section of my bungalow. She cannot commence dialogue with u as her phone is not water proof like the one I own which can receive calls even while im submerged in my marbled Jacuzzi. CALLER: who is this ? Gm: do you have air-time of KR100 and above? any airtime below that amount is not enough to permit me to finish explaining to u who I am via the phone as my accolades are too numerous. But to comprehend me better, visit any bookshop near u and purchase a book titled “knowing professor George mpombo, the individual with English PHD’s whose number exceeds the mythical lives ofa cat”..i authored it when I was minister in the previous regime CALLER: who are you to mary ? Gm: I am the individual whom Mary surrenders to her fauna in absentia of clothing….. CALLER: come again ? Gm: Yes I am the individual who relays copulative sensations to Marys pelvic areas CALLER: say that again i i dont understand ? Gm: I am the individual who exposes Marys lower limbs to mirror an obtuse angle . Iam Marys boyfriend,And who are u ? CALLER: Marys Father Hon George mpombo Collapsed...
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 07:25:33 +0000