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Get ready for another overload of parentheses, kids. I got train departure times mixed up today and thought I was in a crazy rush to get to work. I knew it would be a tad chilly, so I grabbed the first cardigan in sight. (A loose, drapy black one.) I quickly threw on my baggy, navy beanie. Obviously I needed sunglasses, too. I snagged the first pair I saw on my way out. (Oversize round shades with tortoise frames.) Half way to the trax station, I realized I had an extra 10 minutes! I sauntered into the Starbucks at my local Smiths and was offered $1.00 off a coffee. You better believe I made the most of it. In other words, I ordered a venti. (Starbucks way of saying 20 ounces, for anyone who has the nerve to not know what a venti is.) I made it to the train station with two minutes to spare. There I stood, clad in my cardigan, beanie, oversized shades, and carrying a giant coffee in one hand, blue tote in the other. (Dark circles still under my eyes, because you know, its still morning.) As I whooped out my phone to check Instagram, it hit me: I am (in this moment) MKO. (The universal acronym for Mary-Kate Olsen, for anyone unfamiliar with the term.)
Posted on: Fri, 11 Apr 2014 18:37:37 +0000

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