Girl: Im warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.. AKPOS: But Im not doing anything.. Girl: Thats why Im warning you, Hurry up. CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket youve bought tonight Sir, Why?.. AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it. TEACHER: Whats your favorite flower?. AKPOS: Chrysanthemum. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E. Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl. Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited) Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.. Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell LION... Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like MOSQUITO... Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this? Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big Akpos: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make a longer sentence. Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo OPERATOR: 911, wats your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning. Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? .. Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird..
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 14:30:00 +0000
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