Girl turns to her boyfriend (Im guessing) today and says- Bet *you* cant juggle. I say- Can you spare a coin? Im doing this because Im homeless and BROKE!.. With a puzzled look on her face she turns around and says- .... You dont *look* homeless, I say- I am homeless... She says- ... :-/ but you dont *look* homeless!, I say- but I AM homeless :-/.. She says- well your shirt looks nice!, I say- Someone GAVE this to me, she says- .. :-/ really?.. I say- YES!, she says- but your hair looks nice and clean!, I say- No word of a lie, I wash my hair about 2-3 times a YEAR!, then her boyfriend says- Those jeans look new. I say, These jeans are probably over 2 years old!... Then they say- Go on Centrelink! , I say- At 26 years old, Im now on Centrelink for the 5TH time! First payment this round is getting paid on Thursday!.. Then they say- oh well, weve got no money, become a drug dealer, thats the only way to get ahead these days! *slaps forehead* What is peoples problem?? MUST I *act* homeless just because I am, before people realise that if Im doing LIVE performing with a friggen HAT in front of me that Im busking for MONEY, not just for FUN?? If I did it *just* for fun, I wouldnt BOTHER with the hat!! I JUST CANT WIN!!
Posted on: Tue, 16 Dec 2014 06:27:53 +0000
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