Give the boy a PhD! A first-grade teacher, Ms Giles (age 29) was having trouble with one of her students: The teacher asked, Boy, what’s your problem? The boy answered, Im too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and Im much smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too! Ms Giles had enough. She took boy to the principals office. The principal told Ms Giles he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave himself. She agreed. The boy was brought in and the test conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test: Principal: What is 3x3? Boy: 9 Principal: What is 6x6? Boy: 36 And so it went on with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Giles and tells her, I think the boy can go to the third-grade. Ms Giles says to the principal, I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him? The principal and boy both agree. Ms Giles asks: What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? Boy, after a moment: Legs! Ms Giles: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have? Boy: Pockets! Ms Giles: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Ms Giles: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The Principals eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, the Boy quickly answered.. Boy: Bubblegum Ms Giles: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The Principals eyes again open really wide and before he could stop the answer... Boy: Shake hands Ms Giles: Now I will ask some Who am I sort of questions, okay? Boy: Yep Ms Giles: You stick Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do. Boy: Tent Ms Giles: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large peg of Vodka. Boy: Wedding Ring Ms Giles: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Boy: Nose Ms Giles: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy: Arrow Ms Giles: What word starts with a F and ends in K that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck Ms Giles: What word starts with a F and ends in K & if u dont get it u have to use your hand Boy: Fork Ms Giles: What is it that all men have. Its longer for some men than on others. The nuns don’t need it. The pope doesnt use his and a man gives it to his wife after theyre married? Boy: SURNAME Ms Giles: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love? Boy: HEART The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher: Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
Posted on: Thu, 31 Oct 2013 18:19:34 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015