Glad I am not looking for a job anymore - Its brutal out there. Job Market If youre in the job market right now you might want to familiarize yourself with the Human Resources Lingo... COMPETITIVE SALARY We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY We have no time to train you. CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE We dont pay enough to expect that youll dress up. MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED Youll be six months behind schedule on your first day. SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED Some time each night and some time each weekend. DUTIES WILL VARY Anyone in the office can boss you around. MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL We have no quality control. APPLY IN PERSON If youre old, fat or ugly youll be told the position has been filled. NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE Weve filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality. SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE Youll need it to replace three people who just left. PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST Youre walking into a company in perpetual chaos. REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS Youll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 13:33:39 +0000