Glenn Beck announces that due to a lack of fake scandals and conspiracy theories he has been forced to recycle hysteria about "Obamacare" among his fans. For the 40th time he has called them to rise up to overthrow the tyranny of the Affordable Care Act and its communist death panels. Beck says that people with preexisting conditions and registered disabilities will be exempt from the march of the Tea Party militia on Washington D.C. He says their prayers will be enough. The U.S. military has been placed on hardly any alert whatsoever. A government spokesman says that he cannot verify whether the NSA have picked up the sound of crickets or not. Washington D.C. police are checking whether Glenn Beck needs a permit for an imaginary march on the Capitol. Reports of a mad Glenn Beck fans shouting "Keep your government hands off our Medicare!" at their television sets have not been substantiated at this time.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Jul 2013 00:54:17 +0000
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