Go To Hell (cat version) parody of Go To Hell by Alice Cooper *music plays slowly and me and Neighbor Cat are arguing, my sister comes and intimidates him, and both my parents come and scare him more* *music gets intense* Tard and Pokey: For cynical acts and violence youve engaged Parents: For being a cat who wants to get rid of a page Pokey and Tard: for all of the recent kittens youve enraged All: YOU, CAN GO TO...... HELL! Pokey and Tard: For gambling and thinking of our fall constantly Parents: For making them doubt their parents authority Pokey and Tard: For choosing to be a living obscenity All: YOU, CAN GO TO HELL!! Youre something that never should have happened, and youre gray great grandpas sick! Tard: youd poison a minion dog and shave their mane! Mom: youd gift wrap a leopard and throw it on a train Dad: youd even forced feed a paramedic a jet plane! All: YOU.... CAN GO TO HELL! *instrumentals play as all go to the cat and Tard says shell hit his face with yard fences and show the internet the picture of him spitting on Meowsufs Stalins picture* Tard and Pokey: For cynical acts and violence youve engaged Parents: For being a cat who wants to get rid of a page Pokey and Tard: For all of the recent kittens youve enraged All: YOU, CAN GO TO...... HELL! *Neighbor Cat runs away in fear and promises to never mess with us again!!!!*
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 16:44:17 +0000
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