Gods Too Need A Bath :) Once there were two happily satisfied lovers in a great dwelling mountain called “Mt. Velekoi Eklavush” .The god named Hades who is the Great god of the Underarms. He hates taking bath because he loves the intense heat flowing through the every veins of his entire masculinity, and loves the genuine aroma of the charismatic fragrance coming from his untouched asset which colors extremely dark, his underarms. All his life he hated bathing. Her goddess wife is Persephone. She looks very beautiful and so adorable. Her curly but glossy hair extends down to her flawless legs which she had used before to attract Hades, the great god of the underarm. She loves Hades so much that she had actually been used to Hades’ hatred of bathing, and she believes that it is the real meaning of LOVE, when you can accept one’s destructing smell. Her love for Hades was really awesome (I hope Korean movies could also be like this) and romantic! But one night when Hades was deeply asleep, Persephone decided to go to the river named Acheron to take her bath. After her bating, he rose up the river and saw a guy playing a wondrous stick of fire by his mighty hands and makes astonishing moves as if she was in a circus (is there a circus in Greek mythology? Alright let’s continue anyway.) This guy named Hephaestus, the God of fire and she got in love with him by just a second. Persephone was amazed of Hephaestus, though she has not seen his face yet because he was facing the other side. But when Persephone came towards him to talk to him, Hephaestus smiled o’er her and, what an ugly creature! Persephone got scared of his terrible face, so she asked herself, was it really a face or a helplessly-bombed planet resulting to great craters? So Hephaestus felt so sad and a droplet of tear rushed down his face. Persephone apologized and told him that she loves him. Hephaestus smiled and Persephone hugged him. There he found out that he smells so lovely, much lovelier than how Hades smells. There Persephone realized that what her perspective of love on Hades was wrong, she honestly hated the smell coming from Hades underarm. Persephone thought, even if Hephaestus was ugly, she would still love him, because love now would mean to her as “understanding face abstraction but never on hygienic action”. Hephaestus then asked Persephone to take their bath in the river of Acheron again. They painted a smile on each other’s face, held their hands and walked on. Morale: Gods and goddesses though powerful, should also take their bath; because their smell? Well it’s totally out of their supernatural powers.
Posted on: Mon, 19 Aug 2013 07:24:01 +0000
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