Going to Heaven A lady dies and goes to heaven. She arrives at the pearly gates and is greeted by Saint Peter. There are a few people waiting, so she strikes up a conversation with him. Just then, she hears a blood curdling scream! What was that? she asks. Oh, dont worry about that, says Saint Peter, Its just someone getting a hole drilled in their head so they can be fitted for their halo. A few seconds later, she hears another agonized scream, this one even more terrible than the one before. What was that?! she asked anxiously. Oh ,dont worry, says Saint Peter soothingly, Its just someone getting holes drilled in their back so they can be fitted for their wings. The lady starts to back away. Where are you going? asks Saint Peter. I think Ill go downstairs, if its all the same to you, says the lady. But you cant go there, says the saint, Youll be raped and sodomized! Its OK, says the lady, Ive already got the holes for that.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 11:00:01 +0000
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