Golf joke One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay, whats your name? It’s Jack , and I’m OK thanks, I replied. Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and Ill help you get the cart up later. Thats mighty nice of you, I answered,”but I dont think my wife would like it. Oh, come on, Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. Well okay, I finally agreed. After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, and etc. I thanked my host. I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really pissed Dont be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She wont know anything. Where is she, anyway? Under the cart! I said.... .
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 07:01:45 +0000
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