Good Evening Brothers & Sisters, Story of Truth Once upon a time, I did a little snipe hunt; with a relative of mine and as a matter of fact, Ive done it to him many times too!!! I took the batteries out of his dozer and stored them at a friends house, then took his 4 wheeler out of his big barn and hide it in the little barn; behind the big barn, under some Styrofoam planks of installation and took and old mattress out of Sisters old mini-home and made it look like I had been sleeping there. And then, I got his high dollar; Kubota tractor and parked it in the Dead End road leading to the bottom fields, locked the doors and took the keys. Next, I locked the Gate into the farm house and put my old Steve Houk Auto Repair Service sign in front of the Gate and left him a hat hanging on the sign and took pictures of it all. Then I called him and told him, I had taken all the keys and the farm was now mine. A person would think, as many times; as I had done it to him, he wouldnt keep getting so excited, but he had a lapse of memory each and every time. I had hit his panic button once again!!! LOL This time, he called the Sheriff and they sent out the most gullible; Kiddy boy I have ever since in my whole life!!! And he to, had a panic button; because he actually went looking, for all the stuff, for my relative and even went to Janices house and woke her up around mid-night, wanting her to let him look in her garage and she laughed out loud, at him, then told him to wait, until she found a rope, for him to hang on to, because was so full of her relatives junk, that you couldnt even walk in it, let alone store a 4 wheeler in it. (She still laughs about it too) That was the night, I kissed her on the foot; gave her my Truth ring and ask her to marry me!!! He ask her, for my phone number and he called me; wanting to know where the batteries was, plus, he wanted to know where the 4 wheeler and keys was too. Then at after mid-night, I told him where the batteries was; but I couldnt get them until in the morning, but the Officer insisted, that I go get the batteries anyway. I drove over there and there wasnt a light one on at their house, so I touched the front door and left; called the Officer and told him they was sleeping. Then I went to Missouri and gave all the keys to his Grandson and told him to wait, for awhile; to at least the end of the day and then he gave the relative all the keys. Then, I went and got the Batteries and took them to Missouri and left my truck; at another friends house and he gave me a ride over to a Body Shop, where one of my cars was ready to be picked up, after being repaired, after being damaged, from the Joplin, Tornado and went for a long ride through the country and down around Grand Lake. Visited a friend, which happens to be the Chief of Police at Disney, OK. and told him what I had done, we laughed until tears ran down our cheeks......... And I got me a Motel room and slept nearly all day, then got me a new fishing pole and went fishing; doing just what any good relative would of done in my time of good clean funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny. After it was all over, the relative said; you got me, bigger than ever, this time too. Plus, as you all should know by now; I was giving out Bibles and witnessing everywhere I went and I had a joyous good old time too. Remember: Ps. 118:8, It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. Smile God Loves You & So We Just Rev. Stephen D. Houk Sr. & my BEAUTIFUL WIFE Janice.... P.S. Remember the Forrest Gump movie, Life is like a box of chocolates; cause, ya never knows whats ya gona get. And the best one is, S_T_U_P_I_D IS AS STUPID DOES.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 05:12:52 +0000
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