Good Evening Mr. President. I trust that youre doing great. Just passing through to give you a thumbs up for how far we have come. Indeed, were on course and theres no point belabouring your achievements. l can assure you that all well-meaning Ghanaians recognise your hard work and cant wait to retain you in the 2016 elections. Mr. President, l can personally attest to many developmental and social intervention projects your good self and your government have undertaken. For instance, I saw many of the Community Day Senior High Schools under construction; on the big billboard at the Dzorwulu traffic intersection. Nobody who uses the George Walker Bush Highway can miss that, not even those who #occupied Efua Sunderland Childrens Park. Your Excellency, l should also salute the urgency with which you ordered the dispatch of cash from the central vault across the Atlantic to very far away Amazon Forest for distribution to our wonderful glittering stars for their excellent performance, display of great sportsmanship and above all, their determination to die for mother Ghana. Not too many people saw any wisdom in that, but never mind, I did. Thats all what matters. The thing is, they have absolutely no clue what calamitous situation you had averted with that single show of leadership and ingenuity. Those Nation - wreckers criticising you, actually wanted you to wait till the Stars stage a boycott so they can have something to say. In their faces. Mr. President, as for the temporal fuel shortage across the country, I think your detractors have blown it way beyond the pale. It wasnt as bad. Personally, I queued for ONLY FOUR DAYS, and for ONLY FIVE HOURS on the average per day, to eventually get fuel for my car. That certainly cant be as bad, or? In any case, we didnt see this coming. We couldnt have anticipated any such thing, seeing as you have been very busy working for us. Could we? Though we hear of pockets of shortage still, I trust, as always, that youre going to step in quickly and put those loudmouth critics to shame. Your Excellency, before I go, news just in, is to the effect that part of the $120m loan were taking will be used to procure sanitary pads for our younger sisters in Senior High Schools. This is a novelty, an excellent one at that. For this alone I say, my love for Ghana has just shot up by 17.5%. Kudos Mr. President.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Jul 2014 21:22:13 +0000