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Good Morning Bobtail Fanciers Yeh, mommy not trying to gas me (so much) with her stinky botty gasses :D And as mommy feeling better she shouldnt be sleeping all day so I can get the attention and service I deserve :D She needs to play with me LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS to make up for yesterdays poor service :D Shed better get me some fresh dandelion, my breakfast included NO fresh dandelion OR fresh mint OR thyme and a dehydrated nasturtium leaf instead of a fresh one :( bit I did get some dehydrated cow parsley from my winter stores :D Mommy says with all the rain the nasturtiums are doing really well and she needs to harvest the yummy leaves for dehydrating :D YEH!!!!!!!! AND my watercress is coming up again, hopefully no stinky thieving insects will nom it this time Ooops, got told off at 6.10am :/ Ive taken to rattling my cage door when I wand to get up again, mommy has told me that in future she is going to ignore me and close the living room door on me so she cant hear me until SHE says its time to get up :( We do this every so often until I realise its a pointless exercise :( HUMPH. Pesky hoomin thinking shes boss :( Does she not know ear size is a sign of superiority in a warren and my MAGNIFICENT radar ears beat those funny pink things on the side on her head any day! SHE says a bum is a funny place to keep a pompom but her silly ears are where her eyes should be and she has nothing but head fur on the top of her head where her ears belong - hoomins are VERY weird! APPARENTLY Im also in for a thorough zoom groom as I wasnt done yesterday and had some hairy :poop: :(
Posted on: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 08:54:25 +0000

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