Good Morning Bray! Mondays Headlines: Local Barman of the Martello Bray Robbie Gallagher is in court this morning facing charges of fraud. Investigators have wasted countless hours trying to uncover who really owned the martello after Mr Gallagher has spent years telling people he did and acting as if he did so. We thought he owned the place and so did he, he was barring people left right and center for the smallest thing. One young man simply didnt rub all his brylcream in and he was barred for this reason! Boots of Bray has started a Monday sale for both pregnancy tests and Condoms after a surge of young men and women come in after the weekend with worries of STDs and pregnancy. We had lots of girls coming in for the morning after pill including Yvonne Daire, Michelle Curley and Kevin Carpenter If any of you women are interested in getting fit and working off those weekend toxins contact Louisa Batt. If you take her free class for 6 consecutive weeks, she can get you a 10% discount on a boob job from a well known Nigerian cosmetic surgeon. Happy Monday! Bray TmZ
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 09:05:10 +0000
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