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Good Morning!! Short week ahead! Hope everyone stays safe and smart and enjoys every second of the 4th Holiday! Dont drink n drive! Happy Birthday America!!! Joke : After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. There might be some matches in the top drawer, she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches setting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. Is this your husband? he inquired nervously. No, silly, she replied, snuggling up to him. Your boyfriend then? he asked. No, not at all, she said, nibbling away at his ear. Well, who is he then? asked the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, Thats me before the operation.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 11:49:38 +0000

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