Good Morning folks! Humpday. Have a great day and be positive! Here are the 2 JKsFTD. Enjoy! Joke #1 A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctors office. Is it true, she wanted to know, that the medication you prescribed To me has to be taken for the rest of my life? Yes, Im afraid so, the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, Im wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription i s marked NO REFILLS. Joke#2 A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags, one in each hand. Theres a hole in one of the bags, and once in a while a $20 bill flies out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. Maam, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag... Damn! says the little old lady.....Id better go back and see if I can find some of them. Thanks for the warning! Well, now, not so fast, says the cop. How did you get all that money? Did you steal it? Oh, no, says the little old lady. You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time theres a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes! Hey, not a bad idea! laughs the cop. Good luck! By the way, whats in the other bag? Well, says the little old lady, Not all of them pay
Posted on: Wed, 10 Dec 2014 14:15:51 +0000
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