Good Morning its Monday once again and another lovely day.I had a great weekend with James and Emma and today they are off on their Hols to Morroco. My mate bob is picking them up about 5pm tonight to take them to the airport. I will be taking steven to work and taking care of Levi before school. Its an exciting time as I get my new car today so I am looking forward to that.I will be going to the gym this afternoon as I took a day off yesterday to go to Madiham...I spoke to Tony last night and he has not done the final calculation yet but he reckons we have raised over £1600 for McMillan Cancer Trust..in memory of Tony Nuttall ..a great effort by all concerned. Last night I watched the Baftas and could not believe that Celebrity Come Farting was nominated as an entertainment programme.Id rather watch paint dry...lol Fortunately it lost to Ant and Dec so that shows how bad it is....I know I am going to get some stick from the Farting fans but hey fart away....lol Then to top all that Cilla Slack was given a special award for being on TV for 50 years...What about an award for the poor sods who have watched her all those years...lol...She could have won an award for her services to Dentistry with a mouth full of teeth like that..If she had them all out there would be enough room to have a new fireplace fitted....as Jimmy Cricket would say..That reminds me of many years ago going to see Jimmy Cricket with Marion..Ive never seen anyone laugh so much I thought she was going to wet herself....lol.....Now Julie Walters won a fellowship of the Baftas...not there is a brilliant entertainer and actress... Lots to do today have a great day and lets be careful out there a convicted murderer is on the loose after being on day release from a prison on Merseyside..they are spot on when they say the lunatics are running the asylum.. Up the Clarets.. A sweet little girl is out in the back garden, digging a big deep hole. A neighbour looks over the fence and says: “Why are you digging that big deep hole?” “My goldfish died,” the sweet little girl says, with a sob. “Im really sorry to hear that,” the neighbour says, “but why such a big deep hole for a goldfish?” The little girl gives him an evil look. “Because its inside your bloody cat.” .
Posted on: Mon, 19 May 2014 05:03:33 +0000
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