Good News and Bad News... This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first? Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left. Patient: Thats terrible! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this? Doctor: You also have Alzheimers. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you.
Posted on: Tue, 02 Dec 2014 10:02:05 +0000
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