Good afternoon Piggies, the squad news is in for your table topping heroes, The FK Pigs, game tomorrow night against United FC. As always, the injury news first. Hendrie Iwanczuk is spending his fortune on whores and gambling his life savings away in Las Vegas this week, Lee Cornforth is STILL trying to feed his Mrs vindaloo to get this pregnancy going so he can get back to playing football, Adam Boocock and Craig Wiseman have decided that they really really REALLY need to practise bowling so are going to cricket nets, Craig Scouse Marshall has some kind of insect injury, Nick Mansell has an injured right trotter so misses out and Stuart Waite has decided that his trophy cabinet is too full already and will let some others win a trophy this year! All this means that your squad for the big game at 7pm tomorrow (Tuesday for the retards amongst us) is:- Paul Jarvis, Andy Patterson, Alan Cuff, Andy H Howland, Sean Oconnor, James Smail, Duaney Forrester, Chris Sedgwick and the returning new father of 4 piglets, James Dale Ramsay. Kick off is 7pm and police advice is for Piglets and Oinkment to turn up early as a big crowd is expected. Oh and bring some ear plugs because if this lot argue with each other like they did the last time we played them, youll have a headache for days afterwards!!! I kid you not....... See you tomorrow, Oink Oink Piggies.
Posted on: Mon, 09 Jun 2014 15:41:50 +0000
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