Good evening and here is the news from BFN SNOW STORM *SKY NEWS turns local snow storm in US into “global cause for concern” . “We are keeping our eyes focussed on this undeveloping situation as it fails to unfold” is the statement that Sky’s Kay Buggerage has been reading from a piece of paper that she’s been shuffling back and forth across her desk for the last 48 hours. *SNOW STORM HAS LINKS TO Al-QUEADA FOX NEWS (Unbalanced and Inaccurate ©) is reporting that US Unintelligence has tapped into calls between the German chancellor Angela Lansbury and a man with a heavy accent that proves that terrorism is involved. “This is an act of terror against America” Said a US military official with funny hair that looked like a bit of carpet that the cat sleeps on and the tassels from his grandmothers dining room curtains pinned to his shoulders “we will find someone accountable for this. Mark my words. “ OBAMA TO BLAME Meanwhile, FOX news’ chief blond anchor slag Bimby Bomby Lipschitz, who was today wearing a naval height leather skirt and a low cut peephole red top that revealed she really is a platinum blonde, exposed facts that prove that the Obama administration is to blame for everything. Speaking to Sarah Palin on Fox and Friends, she said “Our fast moving graphics and meaningless slogans should leave no doubt in the minds of the average FOX news viewer that Obama is to blame” she said. Pausing to pose for a full pull-off and keep series of images for Lady Garden, she went on to say “coming up after the break, we’ll be counting down our list of Obama failings, but first, another flash of my vadge” UK NATIONAL WEATHER Met Office officials are tonight distributing yellow weather triangles across the important parts of the UK as heavy snow of up to quarter of an inch is imminently expected to bring the country to a standstill between now and the end of the winter. “We won’t have anybody tell us we didn’t forecast this one” said an official in a corduroy jacket with leather elbow patches and terrible dandruff. LOCAL NEWS Local pensioner suffers nasty fall after tripping over grain of salt on front path. “I’d seen the news about the snow and thought it wise to pour some salt on to my path” said 85 year old Lou Stools “but then I tripped over a grain of salt and ended up in hospital which is what I didn’t want to happen in the first place and that was the news from Brutally Frank. My name is Timothy Shuntshaft. goodnight
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 18:23:24 +0000
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