Good evening and here is the news from BFN WAR David Cameron tells the Commons that IS poses a threat to all of Britain and if not challenged will lead to rises in the price of essential items including everything from gasoline to sneakers, faucets to candy bars, peanut jelly sandwiches to dunkin donuts as well as interfering with regular trash collections and the cleansing of sidewalks in downtown areas of cities. The UK has a duty to confront it militarily because thats what weve been told to do by our special friends North Korea. The North Korean supreme leader, Fat Boy Kim, who has not been seen in public for three weeks is said to be in an uncomfortable physical condition A close aide has also been reported as missing and has not been spotted since applying Preparation-H to the supreme arse. COCK-A-HOOP Middle East Peace envoy and Julian clary soundalike, Tony Blair broke down in tears at news of increased military intervention, bombing and shellings in the region. these are not tears of despair, these are tears of joy he said Im cock-a-hoop and doo-lally at the prospect Local news Pensioner suffers light burns to tongue from cup of tea in horrorific tea room ordeal. - Councillor calls for action bald headed local man eats body weight in cake during MacMillan coffee morning. And that was the news from Brutally Frank. my name is Timothy Shakeshaft. goodnight.
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 17:49:16 +0000
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