Good evening, everybody. My name is Amanda, and I am a Chipaholic. - TopicsExpress



          

Good evening, everybody. My name is Amanda, and I am a Chipaholic. It has been 2 days since I last had a chip, and I regret that I passed out from the savoury and tempting little dried out potatoes. All I know is I woke up with the remnants of the bag upon my pants. Actually, I think I may have been wearing the jeans of some unsuspecting soul....they were quite snug:( The first step is admitting that I have a problem so that is what I am doing today. I need help. I always say that I know my limit, that I will only have one, but we all know that is a bunch of hogwash. I daresay that I have put myself into a chip induced coma, and then got behind the wheel of my treadmill. EMS was called; I tried to bribe a police officer with a container of French Onion Dip and chip crumbs that I stashed in my zipper for when times got tough. Folks, these are now tough times. I plan to make amends with hummus and pea pods.
Posted on: Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:53:08 +0000

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