Good evening from the LIRR. Apparently there is a shortage of mens 30 pants and the 2 men in front of me had to buy 32 and now they need to get to the dry cleaner.. as a woman who is 511, I giggled. I sit a foot taller than these 2. They turned around and were all red in the face. I dont feel bad... after whining for 30 minutes I couldnt hold it in anymore. Did you roll the waist Yea... but it hurt my nuts Mine ripped from dragging Well at least your nuts are ok Dry cleaner is gonna rip me off We should shop online My nuts are chafed. This sucks. No one cares about your nuts mike... I have to figure out how to fix these pants. Think your mom can? I dunno... my nuts hurt bad man. On and on and on. Oh... the problems boys have. Try walking in lucite shoes. Or walk 3 blocks in a thong. Seriously... staple the hem up or use duct tape and hush. No one wants to hear about your male camel toe. Its bad enough we all know thats a thing now. They have moved on to talking about all the chicks at the club they want to bang. Its good to want things, although I am leaning to think banging is not something these guys do often. Who says knockers anymore??? God help me. Luckily Mr Wall St is sick of it and just told them to pipe down as there are ladies present. Mr Wall St then proceeded to chat up the girl next to him. Smooth Mr Wall st.... maybe these 2 doofs will learn something. (Doubtful) This commute is so educational. Todays lesson... 1. How to be a gigalo 2. The male camel toe Neither of those things were items I needed added to my knowledge bank. One of them I can not unsee. ;)
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 22:45:08 +0000
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