Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. —Barry LePatner 19. When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. —Abraham Lincoln 20. Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. —Winston Churchill Humor Quotes 21. If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging. —Joe Martin 22. Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. —Ambrose Bierce 23. I like long walks, especially when they aretaken by people who annoy me. —Noel Coward 24. The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets. —Will Rogers 25. You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. —George Burns 26. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx 27. Those are my principles. If you don’t like them I have others. —Groucho Marx 28. Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. —Sam Levenson 29. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.) —Unknown Author 30. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. —Calvin Trillin 31. The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money. —David Richerby 32. My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me. —Garry Shandling 33. I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either. —Jack Benny 34. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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