Good morning Beautiful Downtown World! Getting an early start today! Doing an overnighter to Connecticut and New York. Was up a little bit to late talking to one of my Favorite Persons of SPBR! A Great conversation that carried me through to this morning! Heres some more Louieisms for this week to keep everyone smiling! If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch. A lot less people would play darts if dartboards could scream!! They now make vegetarian hot pockets for those you dont want to eat meat, but still want the diarrhea. When your wife is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?”... dont answer. Ive just invented a new word: plagiarism. If a thought originated in someones mind and didnt end up on Facebook Did it really happen? At what point does a muffin top become a busted can of biscuits? Growing up I never needed to wear my seat belt because my mom let me ride in the trunk. A Guy chatting with his wife the other day said. We worry about different things. I was like, What do you fear the most? And she was like I fear you’ll meet someone else and you’ll leave me and Ill be all alone. And she was like what do you fear? And I said “Bears” When I was younger my mom would always give me my food by saying here comes the train, here comes the train with the spoon. I always ate it as cause i was afraid if I didnt, she wouldnt untie me from the railroad tracks! Some women are terribly hard to please, the rest are Impossible I dont get the toilet seat issue that woman have. I wont put my naked butt on anything without looking at it first. Apparently some woman are not so discriminating Happy Birthday forever to everyone on Facebook!! Whew, glad I got that out of the way. How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? I dont know, ask Hugh Hefner Im glad I dont have to hunt for my food. i dont even know where sandwiches live!! The reason Rump Roast is called Rump Roast is because nobody would eat it if it was called Cow Butt At times I wish I had a clone but then I realize I could never live with that idiot!! Some say there is no difference between complete and finished. Let me explain the difference in a way that is easy to understand. When you marry the right woman, you are complete. If you marry the wrong woman, you are finished. And, when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished. If youve seen one kid on a leash youve seen the mall. Only you can prevent forest fires, and last year there was over 70,000 of them. What the heck man. We trusted you. Its not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, its the gas can in her other hand. Im not one to brag, but I deserve a medal. I just rescued a piece of cake that was trapped in the refrigerator. I dropped my Ipad in the tub. Now it’s syncing…. I always put eggs in a ziplock bag before I crack them open in case a chicken darts out. And......Hangman is really a strange game. You start with a quadriplegic, then you slowly fulfill his dreams of having limbs. and THEN you hang him...... Everyone have a Great Day!
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 07:36:21 +0000
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