Good morning all. Heres todays instalment for you. Have a fabulous day. The engineer summoned to attend the Present Wrapper 2000 seemed somewhat confused as he stared out of the window at the blizzard. The Head Elder led him gently away and firmly reassured the poor man that he must have fallen asleep on the train and that he was indeed in Ipswich. Besides, the carriage journey through those country lanes can be most punishing on a mans constitution. And the Met Office have been known to make a mistake before. It will be barbecue weather next week. Most adamantly, this was Ipswich. The Head Elder continued uninterrupted by the perplexed engineer. Aha, yes well, aside from the sudden snow and... diminutive gentlemen in fancy dress, Im sure you will want to crack on... He flashed his best smile, clapped his hands enthusiastically and led the poor man though the maze of corridors to the Wrapping Hall. This is Englebert, our facilities guru. He will assist you. the engineer was informed. Well, I will leave you to it... He flashed another smile and strode from the room. Still convinced this was just a nightmare, the engineer gratefully took the cup of tea being offered to him and began his work. Engelbert watched intently as he opened various hatches and removed parts from the bowels of the machine. Over an hour passed and, after a rainbow of colourful language, the control panel helpfully displayed: The instruction at 0x45C referenced memory at OxHOHOHO. The memory could not be read. Would you like to send an error report? The engineer scratched his head. Well Ive never seen that before. He clicked on Ok. Engelbert grinned at the message that popped up. An error has occurred creating an error report. He took a cautious step back from the enraged engineer.
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 08:16:54 +0000
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