Good morning, good menfolk and womenfolk of the two states in the United States of America that begin with K, to wit: Kansas and Kentucky. Come November 4, you all have a most wonderful opportunity. Kentucky: Youve got one member of the United States Senate who is either a bald-faced, mendacious and outrageous pants-on-fire liar or a downright moronic idiot who does not know the difference between facts and fiction. I refer to Mr Paul the Younger and the Dumber and his most recent tirade about the idea that Ebola is just as contagious as, say, the flu. He claims to be a doctor (on the basis of certification from an organization that he set up himself and that has nothing to do with the actual board certifying organization in his field), which suggests that he should know the difference between Ebola and the flu even if his area of specialization is eyesight. Now, you cant do anything with this moron for another couple of years save perhaps offer up an occasional prayer for a meteor to bonk him upside the head. You do, however, have a chance to get rid of the other member of the United States Senate who, by virtue of his power as leader of the Republithugs, is actually even worse than Mr Paul the Younger and the Dumber. It was under the ministrations of Yertle the Turtle McConnell that the Senate was basically useless all throughout the past two years and distinguished itself only by virtue of the fact that the House of Representatives was an even greater train wreck. Now, one recognizes the fact that Madam Grimes is not all that and a bag of chips, seeing as how in order to run a race in Kentucky, she has basically had to declare that she has the biggest dick in town despite patently being of the female persuasion. Look at me and my big, big gun! But the idea of Yertle the Turtle running things for another two years just does not bear thinking. Please, Kentucky. Be sensible. Kansas, you, on the other hand, have an opportunity for a Trifecta, and in one case one that will actually provide you with a tangible cash prize. I refer to your governor, whose economic policies have basically bankrupted Kansas altogether. Kick his ass out, and you will at least theoretically get someone who is not a subscriber to the Tooth Fairy School of Economics, as Mr Brownback apparently is. Then you have your own doddering member of the United States Senate, who doesnt even LIVE in Kansas, for Gods sake! That should disqualify him right from the git go (and New Hampshire, that equally applies to you and Carpetbagger Brown). And, finally, you have a secretary of state who couldnt be a more obvious Republithug hack if he put on an elephant suit and danced ballet like in Fantasia. You can get rid of all three of them in one fell swoop, and wouldnt that be great? Hint: Yes, it would. Peace, everyone! It is drippy wet outside here in Riga this Sunday morning. One is glad that one is indoors.
Posted on: Sun, 19 Oct 2014 08:37:41 +0000
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