Good morning my friends. I have been reading about my friend, Bill Wilhelm, and where he was thinking about running for public office. The only public office I was ever in was the principal’s office at Shepherd School and that was for misbehaving. I think Bill might already have some experience in public office, too and has proved he has stellar qualifications. He is known far and wide for his wisdom and his impressive degrees he has obtained in higher education. Bill, like I, has a PHD in BS and learned much of what he knows in the pastures near our home. Practically every pasture, in which we played as kids, had a bull along with a few cows, so the degree in BS he owns has been rightfully earned. I have agreed to be Mr. Wilhelm’s campaign manager, and if he is elected to the highest office in which he aspires, his press secretary. I am quite sure that if Jay What-his-Name could make the residing head of our government look like he knew what he was doing, I am confident that I can make some of the things Bill Wilhelm say sound like he is the latest Einstein. Don’t get me wrong here folks, Bill and I are good friends and I would never do anything to change that, after all when you get to be pretty powerful in politics, you always reward your friends when you get there and I wouldn’t expect any less of my friend, Bill. And if he is elected, I look forward to being appointed to the newly created position of the Czar of Stupidity, of which I think I am very qualified. Idiocy has become so prevalent in our nation’s capital that I feel it is way past time for somebody to step forward and fill that position. I know that there are a whole lot of folks in Washington that feel that they’re qualified for that cushy job, too, and many of them have already proved without a doubt that they could be the head idiot if the position ever became a realization. But, with our past history as good friends, and since we both seem to think a lot alike, I feel like I will have the job in the bag. Now, don’t think just because I’m Bill’s friend that I’m going to work for nothing…I expect at least $150,000 a year plus seventeen paid vacations a year and a few more perks the rest of our politicos get. And don’t forget, I expect to eat in the congressional dining room where they serve that Yankee bean soup every day just so I can keep an edge on the required intelligence for the job. Well, that’s about all I have to say about Bill’s running for public office and if he gets filed in time, be sure to vote early and often…that’s the way a lot of politicians do it now just to insure they will be elected to the offices of which they seek. One more thing, please realize that everything I have written today has been in jest and completely made up in hopes to get a chuckle out of my friend, Bill Wilhelm. I love you, Bill and I think we both have the same warped sense of humor that is required to fill any government job, real or not. Have a good day my friends and don’t believe everything you read just because you saw it on the internet. God Bless!!
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 09:53:25 +0000
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