Good morning people. We shall partake in Attorney jocularity today........ Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? A: Your Honor. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50 A: Senator. Q: Whats the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: Accountants know theyre boring. Q: Whats the one thing that never works when its fixed? A: A jury. Q: Why did God invent lawyers? A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on. Q: Whats the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside. Q: What the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee? A: A boxing referee doesnt get paid more for a longer fight. Q: Whats the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer. Q: Whats the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer? A: Ones a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life. Q: Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline. And so it goes.....)
Posted on: Tue, 04 Nov 2014 14:02:23 +0000
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