Good morning world ... here is a good one! > > If you didnt see this on the Tonight show, > > > > I hope youre sitting down when you read it. > > This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We > have all had bad dates but this takes the cake. > > Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date > that a woman ever had. > > The winner described her worst first date experience. > > There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! > > She said it was midwinter...snowing and quite cold...and the guy had > taken > her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . > > It was a day trip (no overnight).They were strangers, after all, and had > never met before. > > The outing was fun, but relatively uneventful, until they were headed > home > late that afternoon. > > They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to > realize that she should not have had that extra latte!! They were about an > hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her > companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. > Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a > point > where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, > or it would be the front seat of his car. > > They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants > down, and started. In the deep snow she didnt have good footing, so she > let > her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion > stood > on the side of the car watching for traffic and, indeed, was a real > gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the > relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. > > Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As > she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were > firmly glued against the cars fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles > immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the > icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due > to > the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of > the > moment, she answered her dates concerns about what is taking so long? > with a reply that, indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of > some assistance! > > He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and > then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She, > too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, > they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, > they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take > something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! > Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first > place, > both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. > > So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip > his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in > laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps that > should > be pants down. > > And you thought your first date was embarrassing. > > Jay Lenos comment... This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed > off. > > Oh, and how did the first date turn out? > > He became her husband and was sitting next to her on the Leno show. > > > > If you laughed at this pass it on.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 10:45:05 +0000
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