Good thing I like fierce, and fiercely-intelligent. Like a Lion with the speech-patterns of Kelsey Grammer, the artistic wit of Andy Warhol, the gutsto and guts-o of Abraham Lincoln, and the combined intelligence and imagintions of Aldous Huxley, Albert Einstein, Kevin Spacey and Bryan Cranston, and Ellen Page. The journalistic integrity and speech of The Rachel Maddow Show, the goatee of a goat, the leg-strength and speed of twelve Cheetahs , the neck of a Giraffe, the skeleton of The Wolverine, the Super-Soldier Serum of Slade Wilson aka Deathstroke, the skull and sheer badassery of The Punisher, The condensed awesomeness of Peter Dinklage, the mighty-cock of Oprah, the finger-bang powers of 1,000 lesbians, the testes of a bull, the sheer tenacity of Rocky Balboa and George RR Martin, the eardrums of someone who has perfect eardrums, the sonar of two bats and Daredevil. The continuing re-chancing of Ben Affleck. The ability to make people fascinated about my anus like Kevin Smith. The bacon-y flavor on my dick of Kevin Bacon, and the body of a prime 63, 200 lb James Marsters combined with Rocky Marciano and Dolph Lundgren, which would make me look like the early-80s-Steve Segao- *continues blabbering*
Posted on: Fri, 18 Apr 2014 12:46:11 +0000
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