Goodmorning FB,today in WTF news,a secret service agent on duty to protect the president was suspended after being found passed out drunk in his Dutch hotel room.When asked about his indiscretion he replied that he was only faking to avoid paying the hookers.In response the state dept issued the following We are surprised by such an ommissin as millions were spent last year teaching agents how to hide such expenses in their monthly per diem accounts after last years fiasco in Columbia. The NSA has announced that it will no longer catalog the phone activity of local citizens,but in order to enhance their watchful eye they have reached an agreement with Mark Zuckenburg,the founder of Facebook to exchange information.It is believed that by doing this they can monitor people more effectively,their thoughts,their locations,what they had for breakfast lunch and dinner etc. In Canada yesterday Toronto mayor Rob Ford announced his campaign for reelection by stating that he is the only candidate with a proven crack record In sports the NFL has banned the dunking of the basketball over the goalpost in touchdown celebrations.This was done so in reponse to Jimmy Grahams celebration last year that rendered the goal posts uneven. In lieu of this a rack of hula hoops will be placed at the back of each end zone for teamates to celebrate in unison Finally after a rash of recent seismic shifts in the earths crust it is believed that the fabled Great pyrimads in Egypt are no longer in alignment with the constellation Orion.Noted astrologist Herman Peabody when informed of this statedI dont know man,this sh*t is getting spaced out In a unrelated story a small group of transadential meditationalists in south florida claimed to have had their inner space occupied by yogi Roberto Saurez.It is not known how or why he got there but each participant claimed a comforting effect.
Posted on: Thu, 27 Mar 2014 10:02:21 +0000
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