Got Todays Joke for ya: Todays Joke An old lady sat on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appeared and informed her that she would be granted three wishes. Well, now,” said the old lady, ”I guess I would like to be really rich.” POOF Her rocking chair turned into solid gold. ”And, gee, I guess I wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess.” POOF She turned into a beautiful young woman. ”Your third wish?” asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them. ”Ooh – can you change him into a handsome prince?” she asked. POOF And there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could have possibly imagined. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear, click here for the punchline bob949/onair/nancy-newman-1521/joke-and-the-punchline-12392472/
Posted on: Fri, 26 Sep 2014 23:00:00 +0000
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