Got jokes? Heres an oldie I found. One night this guy takes his Vette out for a spin, and stops at a red light. An old man pulls up next to him riding a moped. The old man looks over the Vette and says, What kind of car ya got there sonny? The man replies, Its a Corvette, the best sports car in the USA; it cost me over $50,000. Thats a lot of money says the old man. Why do they cost so much? The man answers, Because they can go over 180 miles an hour! The old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, Thats a pretty nice car all right! Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man what the car can do. He floors it, and in a few seconds the speedo reads 120 MPH. Suddenly he notices a dot in his rear view mirror that seems to be catching up to him. Afraid it might be a cop, he slows down to 65 and suddenly whhhoooosshh! Something whips by him going much faster! What on earth could be going faster than this Vette? the guy asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming towards him. Whhoooosshh! It goes by again, heading in the opposite direction! And it sort of looked like the old man on the moped! Couldnt be, thinks the guy. How could a moped outrun a Vette? Then again he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whhooosshh - Blam! It plows right into the back of the Vette! The man jumps out. Its the old man! Of course, the moped and the old man are in a world of hurt. The guy runs up to the old man and cries, Youre hurt real bad! Is there anything I can do for you? The old man groans and replies, Yes, could you please unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!!
Posted on: Fri, 09 Jan 2015 01:35:09 +0000