Gourmet Jewish Food (oh, so teddibly, teddibly) A Jew was walking on Regent Street in London and stepped into a posh gourmet food shop. An impressive salesperson in morning coat with tails approached him and politely asked, May I help you, Sir? Yes, replied the customer, I would like to buy a pound of lox. No. No, responded the dignified salesperson, You mean smoked salmon. Okay, a pound of smoked salmon. Anything else? Yes, a dozen blintzes. No. No. You mean crêpes. Okay, a dozen crêpes. Anything else? Yes. A pound of chopped liver. No. No. You mean paté. Okay, said the Jewish patron, a pound of paté. And, he added, Id like you to deliver this to my house next Saturday. Look, retorted the indignant salesperson, we dont schlep on Shabbos.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Dec 2014 00:11:16 +0000
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