Graham Cracks ™ (Volume 17) 1. Hearing Deep Purple’s “Space Truckin’” as elevator Muzak elicits feelings of outrage mixed with, well, outrage. 2. A friend said, “NBC’s hockey coverage is so bad; it’s like they’re talking to people who don’t know anything.” They are – Ducks and Sharks fans. 3. “Hate” is a strong word. I’d say that I loathe or despise clowns, but I don’t hate them. Their big shoes? Those I hate. 4. I told a friend that I’d gone from covering inline hockey to writing about lingerie football. In a sarcastic tone of voice, she said, “That’s a step up.” So I shot her. 5. Ladies, when you change everything about your husband that you don’t like, do you know what you get? A woman.
Posted on: Mon, 07 Apr 2014 04:41:28 +0000
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