Grammar humor! A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, - TopicsExpress



          

Grammar humor! A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons. Why? asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder. Well, Im a panda, he says. Look it up. The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 03:47:53 +0000

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