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Grandmas Boyfriend ------------------------- A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He played with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting. He looked up and said, Grandma, how come you dont have a boyfriend? Grandma replied, Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. Im really happy with the TV as my boyfriend. Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandmas minister. The minister said, Hello, son, is your grandma home? The little boy replied, Yeah, but shes in the bedroom bangin her boyfriend. The minister fainted.

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