Grannies Trip To The Day Spa, Part Two ;) Loaded up and in the car on the way. My daughter starts telling me how fantastic this place is.She said they would treat me like a queen and I would feel so relaxed while I was there and it would relieve all my stress.I was hoping this was true because ridding in the car with my daughter is plum dang nerve racking as it was. We pull up and go in.The first thing I notice is the smell in this place. It wasnt a bad smell but nothing like I was use to. First impression was nice, but I should have known! As my daughter was showing me around in the front area, which is where they sold stuff, a very pushy girl in her 20s (I figure) came over and started her sales pitch. I dont mind sales people but I will be dammed if there is anything you can spit out of your mouth that will talk me into buying deer penis to make tea! .I was patient at first, after the first no I dont think so, she started in with this long pitch of how a lady of my age would benefit from it.Oh it helps arthritis she said, it helped with memory, it helps with blah blah blah....I stopped her pushy ass quick fast and in a hurry like. I told her I drink SWEET ICE TEA, and be dammed if I was going to mess it up with deer penis. She then had to let me know you drank that mess hot. That was it! Then my panties got wadded up! I told her I was going to smack her upside the head with that deer penis if she didnt stop.I swear I did, and my daughter knew what would happen next and apologized for me like always and convinced that girl she best go on somewhere. They did have some nice things and I ended up getting a candle and some of that lavender oil one of you suggested I try.The candle was lavender too and I have found it very relaxing to use, and the lavender even helped my headache one day. I just cant imagine deer penis being any better than that. More of my Day Spa Trip another night :) Sweet Dreams.
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 05:14:20 +0000
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