Gravity Tamil VersionsMani Ratnam The movie would be titled “VinveLi”, starring Arvind Swamy, Manisha Koirala & Madhavan as the 3 astronauts sent up in Spaceship Explorer. The movie’s story would be closely guarded until release, with no Indian being permitted to take any space expedition while the movie is being shot in space. Satellites too, would be banned from orbiting towards the shooting spot. The movie would be 150 minutes long instead of 90, mainly due to the long pauses between every sentence spoken by the lead pair. There will be no panic or screams even when the debris flies. Just monosyllables from the heroine, like “parandhukitturku………..mela patta…………setthuduvom,” with the hero holding her headcase, saying “Saagalaam……sniff…….onna saagalaam” with tears flowing down both their cheeks, accompanied by a phenomenal background music by AR Rahman, high on strings, followed by a humming in his own, divine voice.Shankar The movie will be titled “VinveLiyan – the astronaut”, aptly ending with an “an” like all Shankar movies. It will star Superstar Rajnikanth, Aishwarya Rai & Sathyaraj. The movie will be based on a budget of 1500 Crore and will be one of the most expensive films in the world. One song will create a Guinness record for being the first song in the world to be shot on all planets in the solar system. There’ll be another song shot on the moon, with an entourage of a thousand dancers, dressed as aliens. Madhan Karky’s lyrics will have catchy phrases like “Asteroidile Astronautgalin Kadhal” and some new Tamil words relating to astronomy. The intro song, “VinveLiyin Veeran, Engal Tamizhkaaran” will be another class song by Vairamuthu, extolling the superstar to stellar heights, aptly rendered by SP Balasubramaniam to the mighty tune of AR Rahman. The movie will have Sathyaraj as the rival, villain astronaut, who will damage the spaceship and bribe the astronauts at other space stations to bomb all the asteroids the duo goes to, but an accident leads to debris heading towards the earth, which could destroy the planet. Superstar Rajinikanth saves the planet and the movie will end with a social message on why corruption and human greed are detrimental to life.T Rajendar The movie, “VinveLisaamy” will open with aliens hijacking the spaceship, and harassing Astronaut Mumtaj, when suddenly TR comes flying in, knocking the shit out of the aliens and then saying,“Yey yey yey, indha edathula illa gravity,irundhaalum en adi naala un pallula theriyudhu cavity!Dandanakka Danakkunakka!”The astronauts would have come to space, mainly because TR’s thangachee would’ve wanted to float in space. TR would simply not refuse anything his Thangachee desired. TR didn’t want Mumtaj to come along, but once Thangachee insisted, she was also on board. Mumtaj will have dream sequences with TR and her walking on the moon, with TR telling kadhal kavidhais like“Idho paaru nilai,nilayil vazhigiradhu kadhalin alaiIndha kadhal enbathu oru kalai”Songs tuned, written and sung by TR himself will come in at various situations. The movie will have Thangachee firing at an asteroid carelessly, thus causing debris to come towards the spaceship. One thing leads to another, which causes a situation where only 2 astronauts can survive. TR gives up his life so that Thangachee can live, and in a mighty expression of true love, Mumtaj also jumps after him. Thangachee goes back to earth alone.The movie will have promotional videos of TR making the sounds of a rocket, and the sound of footsteps taken with low gravity, all with his mouth.KS Ravikumar The movie will be a comedy adventure starring Kamal Hassan and Asin on board spaceship Explorer. The dialogues will be written by Crazy Mohan. For example, when Explorer is destroyed, Asin points to it, cries and tells Kamal, “Adho paarungo, Explorer!”. Kamal, without looking, replies “Un ex poraar naa naan enna ma pannanum?” etc. Kamal Hassan will speak to Houston officials in an accent more American than that of NASA officials. KS Ravikumar will make a special appearance with a dance in one of the songs. The movie will end with Asin saying, “Kadavul naala thaan namba pozhachom!” and Kamal retorting “Kadavul irundhurndhar naa namba yen ippdi maatikitturndhurpom?” and the ensuing of an argument.Rajesh The movie will star Jeeva as the sidekick, Santhanam as the hero and Hansika as the sidekick’s pair. There will be lot of “Macha..indha ponnunga astronaunts eh ippdi thaan da” dialogues. There will be a scene in which over “quarters,” Jeeva and Santhanam talk.Santhanam:Macha, adhu Suriyan…adhavdhu naan, idhu Nila..adhavadhu Meera (Hansika). Adho namma bhoomi vandhu nee. Macha, un vaazhkey ovvoru varshamum enna suttthiye nadakkudhu. Aanaa, indha kadhal vandhudhu nu vechukkayen, adhu oru Suriya grahanam maadiri.Macha, Ippo oru grahanam nadakkudhu naa, enna aagum?Jeeva:Bhoomikkum suriyanukkum naduvula Nila varum, Nila Suriyana maraikkum.Santhanam:That is the lyffffff!The movie will reach its end with the story completely vanishing and with Arya making a guest appearance in the end, standing next to Santhanam and saying “Nanben da!”Vikraman The story will star Vijayakanth in a double role as father and son, with Meena playing the son’s love interest and Manorama playing his mother. The spaceship will have the colours of the DMDK, as will Vijayakanth’s astronaut suit. 70% of the movie will be in English, with Vijayakanth mouthing dialogues like, “Houzdon, I yaav bad beeling about this missun,” “Ippo, naanga pogavendiya edam Indernasonal bace stason,” “Houzdon, yeverthing in awar condrol. Yeny other inpermason we will pass to you!”When Meena drifts away from range, Captain will say, “I don’t know where are you. I don’t know how are you. But I will pind you!”. In the scene where he is able to catch the frequency of a Chinese radio with dogs barking, he will respond equally with “AUNGHHHH!”Meanwhile, it is revealed that the accident on the spaceship was caused deliberately by the villain Anandraj who had secretly sneaked in and whose men on earth are now in possession of Vijayakanth’s parents. He would’ve done this to take revenge on Vijayakanth’s father, who had humiliated his family in some village dispute. A tearful father Vijayakanth tells the son to fight and save the world. Anandraj has both of them killed, while he has Vijayakanth and Meena tied up. A sad song, tuned by SA Rajkumar plays, with Captain and Meena bursting into tears. An accidental fire in the ISS burns Vijayakanth’s ropes. He now goes after Anandraj, who runs away. Anandraj blows up other stations, thus causing debris to fly towards Vijayakanth. But Vijayakanth fights the debris and pushes them away with his bare hands. In the climax, Vijayakanth gets out of his suit, holds his breath for 5 minutes and fights Anandraj, saying, “Aye! Naan padavikko perukko inga varala da. Tamizh naatu eleigala vinveLikku kootikittu vara vazhi aa kandupidikka vandhen da!” before unleashing his wrath on him. The movie will also have punch-dialogues like “Aye! gravity enna gudhikkavekkaadhu da! Naan gravity aa gudhikkaveppen da“, wherein Captain will exert himself on the planet he is in and the planet will deflect a few inches due to Captain’s gravity. After killing Anandraj in outer space, Captain will light a match-stick and set Anandraj on fire (Yes, even in outer space.) He will then get back into his suit and release his breath and return to Tamil Nadu.Goutham Menon The movie will star Surya and Jyothika as astronauts, accompanied by Daniel Balaji who plays the alien villain. The movie will have a strong Tamil title, “VinveLiyil Tamizhargal” but 95% of the movie will be in English. After a lot of English conversation about space, heavenly bodies and life in general, Surya and Jo will return to the Explorer, when Surya will say, “I wanna make love to you.” Just then the debris smashes the Explorer and Jo drifts away and is captured by alien Daniel Balaji. Surya spends the whole 2nd half trying to fight Daniel and succeeds, only to discover that Jo has been killed.Jayam Raja The movie would be a remake of some other Hollywood space-based movie and will star Jayam Ravi.(To be continued )
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 03:03:36 +0000
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