#GreenLineSatForecast heavy down pour of riders who think the weather man is a paid liar, sisters wearing pink breast cancer awareness ugg boots, sisters who say Let me get the ugh before ordering at the carry out, chubby dudes suffocating their legs in skinny jeans, fake eyelashes blinking faster than signal lights that are about to die, high #Hoodmidity with scattered sightings of white women who look like they traded their butts in for a black one, #HoodormetricPressure on a steady rise yung, #LoudPackReader giving out contacts, #RadarBlickeyJont showing slobbing sleeping riders who wake up staring at riders who had nothing to do with them waking up, slight down pour of shoes and boots with bonion prints in them, and a 0% chance you see spider man getting his ass beat at Anacostia Station by a old head in a roach costume yelling YEAH YOU AINT NEVER HEARD OF ROACHMAN HAVE YOU PUNK!!! Thank You and Watch out for Roachman #MayorOfTheGreenLine
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 15:03:07 +0000